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My name is Liv, and I am a make-up artist living in Brooklyn.

If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching them.

- Stoya

Tangentially related historical note: John Ruskin, the 19th century british painter, had never seen a woman naked before he married, only classical nude statues, so he assumed real women were just as smooth and hairless as the statues showed. He refused to touch his wife when she disrobed on their wedding night, saying she was revolting. She was understandably like ‘wtf is wrong with you brb filing for annulment’ and went on to marry his (former) bff and have a long happy marriage with 8 kids. Ruskin died alone and probably still never having gotten over the whole ‘women have hAIR’ thing.

THE MORAL HERE is that you shouldn’t be like John Ruskin b/c he was a tool and also that media has been delivering unrealistic images of female body hair for a depressingly long time. And that Stoya is absolutely right.

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stupidstagram:

The truest statement I’ve ever heard in my life was that “not all men harass and abuse women but all women are harassed and abused by men.”

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LISTEN TO ANDROMEDA SING THE HELL OUT OF THE GUMMY BEARS THEME SONG

Best cartoon theme song ever?
LISTEN TO ANDROMEDA SING THE HELL OUT OF THE GUMMY BEARS THEME SONG

Best cartoon theme song ever?

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rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

rnazerunner:

hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride trying to holla at me

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Gonna do this with my new Eyeko liner. It’s a great, easy to use pen liner, but heaven forbid you forget and rub your eye, because it smudges easily.

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Gonna do this with my new Eyeko liner. It’s a great, easy to use pen liner, but heaven forbid you forget and rub your eye, because it smudges easily.

Via garancedore.com

Happy Mother’s Day AND 60th birthday to my mother, who I am so glad is not on Facebook.

Happy Mother’s Day AND 60th birthday to my mother, who I am so glad is not on Facebook.